I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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