i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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