therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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It's rum buckets o'clock
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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