So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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