I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm both gender and math confused
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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