Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
As shirtless as possible
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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