I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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