Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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