I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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