So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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