Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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