i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I had to cum in my sink.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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