these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
porn star boner night. come get it.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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