I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I am mentally ready for anal.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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