Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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