no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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