Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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