Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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