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Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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