I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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