handjob tips. give me some.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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