did you get engaged???
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have already put on my inside pants.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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