a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
my vag is so smooth its legendary
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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