why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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