i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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