i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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