He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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