:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
should my penis look like a turkey
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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