let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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