just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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