when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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