On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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