i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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