Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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