Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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