Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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