I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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