I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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