True but thats because hes a fetus.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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