my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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