Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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