It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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