Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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