Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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