Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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