Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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