Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
