her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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