I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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