We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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