You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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