after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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