i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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